 | feed only the very best caviar. |
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| groom her tresses with an ivory toothed brush, six times daily. |
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| supply an enormous range of cosmetics, hair shampoos, body scrubs, hairbands,sports
bras and jewellery for her to choose from. |
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| empty her ashtrays every five minutes as they tend to fill up fast.
(though we are attempting to ash-train her this year) |
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| she is particularly active, intelligent and elegant-appearing
human, squarely built,
well proportioned, moving soundly and carrying herself proudly. Be sure to get
out of her way when she is in full Zena mode. |
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| make sure she is properly clipped
in the traditional fashion. |
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| as she likes to travel in only the very best transport available,
please keep the Porsche at the ready. |
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| still on travelling, please avoid long flights, she's sooooo bored
of those. |
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| as she is a warm and friendly person to her pals , I strongly
suggest you give her millions of hugs and cuddles. |
